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CIRQUE DU FREAK: THE VAMPIRE'S ASSISTANT
Directed by Paul Weitz
Starring John C. Reilly, Josh Hutcherson, Chris Massoglia, Jessica Carlson, Michael Cerveris, Ray Stevenson, Patrick Fugit, Morgan Saylor, Ken Watanabe, Salma Hayek, Orlando Jones, Frankie Faison

Movies are like food, if you think about it. Some movies have excellent starters (beginning) a good main course (premise/script/acting/direction) and superb desserts (climaxes/ends on the perfect note).

Unfortunately, like all meals, the cards are also distributed unevenly in Hollywood. Some of these so-called "movie-meals" sometimes have excellent starters, an awful main course and completely washout desserts.

With that in mind, let's just say that Cirque Du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant is a film made with only a possible sequel in mind. So, if this first movie is the starter, and the second the main course, let's just say that The Vampire's Assistant is merely a glass of water. The introduction of the characters are so cursory and shallow, that you would be right in thinking that you were cheated. It's like food was promise but nothing delivered.

Like Hollywood's Godzilla, Transformers 2 and New Moon, The Vampire's Assistant is the antithesis of its own brilliantly captivating trailer which preceeded it.

(Regardless of whether it is the first episode or not, we like each of our cinematic serials to be hearty meals in themselves, like The Matrix or Star Wars -- Episode IV, don't you agree?)

What will sustain you till this badly fleshed out movie ends, however, is the humour. The jokes will have you laughing, that's for sure. Alas, jokes alone do not a movie make.

The Vampire's Assistant stars John C. Reilly. Neither handsome nor charismatic, his wonderful sense of comic timing and delivery of jokes manage to sustain Reilly's  vampire character called Larten Crepsley. He is part of a travelling freakshow and for company, his acquaintances are his lady love Madame Truska (Salma Hayek) a woman who can grow a beard at will and foretell the future; Alexander Ribs (Orlando Jones) who lives up to his name; Rhamus Twobellies (Frankie Faison) whose name is also self-explanatory as are Evra the Snake Boy's (Patrick Fugit) and Mr Tall's (Ken Watanabe) monickers.

These characters are just so fleetingly introduced that you get no inkling of what drives them or any other aspect of their lives.

As the film begins, the freak show's next stop is Darren Shan's (Chris Massoglia) town and this dull straight-As kid who always does as his parents tell him to, gets winds of the performance and sneaks out in the middle of the night -- when all freak shows start, we imagine -- to catch it. Darren is captivated by what he sees (especially an exotic spider -- an arachnid, not a human freak with eight legs or something like that, as you might have imagined!) and after the show, sneaks backstage and steals Crepsley's prized spider. Darren, you see, is drawn to spiders for some bizarre reason and, to be fair and honest, the vampire's pet spider is a beautiful creature indeed.

The actor Massoglia looks somewhat like Karate Kid's Ralph Macchio and, like Macchio, there's not a hint of manliness about him in both looks or mannerism. (Is this feminisation of American men the reason why Hollywood looks to Australia for macho men like Hugh Jackman, Eric Bana and Sam Worthington? Is there something about the great outback Downunder that makes a man a real man? Oh well -- that deserves a whole critique of its own!)

As a lead, Massoglia is mis-cast by a gargantuan margin of error!

Anyway, to cut a long story short, or make a tall man short, as they would probably say jokingly in freakshow circles, the spider escapes, bites Darren's best friend Steve (Josh Hutcherson) and the young man is forced to strike a deal with the vampire to save his best friend, thus becoming the vampire's assistant and partly undead.

Darren's best friend Steve, unfortunately, has always harboured the desire to become a vampire (this is a comic book adaptation, you know!) and is miffed that Darren has become what he'd really, REALLY wanted to be and promptly sells his soul to and joins Crepsley's nemesis, a sinister fatty called Mr Tiny (Michael Cerveris).

There are a few run-ins between Crepsley's side and Mr Tiny's undead minions and a lame showdown between Steve and Darren takes place to tide you over till the badly thought out film ends. The rubbish battles between these two camps look like they are of no consequence to humanity and are, instead, more like two undead sororities going at each other.

Instead of watching this completely forgettable film, I'd rather recommend folks go buy an Alice in Wonderland book to read in anticipation of Tim Burton's re-imagining of the Mad Hatter's world which should hit cinemas in March.

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    لمینت دندان یک درمان سریع زیبایی برای دندان ها می باشد که بدون اینکه آسیبی به دندان های شما بزند، با استحکام عالی لبخند شما را زیباتر می کند. شما درمان زیبایی لمینت دندان می توانید با توجه به میل خود، رنگ و فرم دندان هایتان را انتخاب کنید.
    ارتودنسی دندان یک روش درمانی در دندانپزشکی است که دندان های نامرتب و نامنظم را اصلاح می کند. ارتودنسی دندان علاوه بر اصلاح دندان ها زیبایی خاصی هم به دندان ها می دهد و از خرابی آنها نیز پیشگیری می کند.

    جراحی دندان عقل اسم دیگر دندان های آسیاب چهارم دندان عقل نیز گفته می شود که به طور همیشگی در دهان رشد می کند.

    درمان و اصلاح لبخند لثه ای ، لبخند لثه ای یا لبخند لثه نما زمانی اتفاق می افتد که بیمار شروع به خندیدن می کند، در این زمان لثه های او دیده می شوند. در ۸۰ درصد بیمارها هنگام خندیدن لثه های آنها بیرون می زنند.

    اصلاح طرح لبخند و زیبایی خنده ، احساس خوب داشتن و انتقال آن به دیگران یکی از خواسته های افراد است، شاید چیزهایی زیادی باعث این احساس در شما شود. مسلما خنده و لبخند زیبا به چهره داشتن می تواند به این خواسته شما کمک زیادی کند.

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  87. چاپ دیجیتال یکی از دو روش قدیمی است که یک پلیت یا زینک دارد که متریال روی آن قرار گرفته و چاپ می شود. این عمل همراه با انتقال جوهر صورت می گیرد که ممکن است رنگ ها در چند مرحله روی کاغذ اجرا شود. بنابراین قیمت چاپ دیجیتال جایگزین بسیار مناسبی بوده و مزایای زیادی هم دارد.
    چاپ بنر را می‌توان مهم‌ترین مدیا در گروه چاپ فضای خارجی به شمار آورد که برای انواع تبلیغات، به خصوص معرفی شرکت‌ها، محصولات و خدمات، به کار می‌رود.
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    چاپ کاتالوگ‎ ‎ابزار مهمی در معرفی و اطلاع رسانی در حوزه های تولید و خدمات است. ‏
    چاپ بروشور‎‎(Brochure) ‎دفترچه یا برگه ایست (معمولا به صورت تا شده از چند جا بر روی خود) برای ‏ارائه توضیحات کاملی
    چاپ پوستر‎‎‏ وسیله ای برای اعلان خبر در مورد رویدادها و موضوعات مختلف است که عموما به ‏صورت عمودی طراحی شده و به نمایش در می آید. ابعاد طراحی پوستر باید مناسب برای مشاهده از ‏فاصله نزدیک باشد.
    چاپ عکس معمولا با بهره گیری از مرغوب ترین نوع کاغذ (بهترین نوع کاغذ فوتو گلاسه) برای ‏چاپ عکس ها در بهترین کیفیت از نظر رنگ و رزولوشن و با ماندگاری بسیار بالا به کار می رود. ‏
    تابلو فلکسی یـا تابلو فلکسی فیس در ایران از حدود سال ۱۳۷۵ در تبلیغات فضای بیرونی و نیز درونی به کار می‌رود. چاپ فلکس عرض 5 متر به نسبت دیگر تابلو فلکسی تبلیغاتی ، به لحاظ نورپردازی و تنوع جلوه‌های بصری، برجسته است.
    چاپ روی بوم به دو صورت با کلاف و بدون کلاف صورت می گیرد. در چاپ با کلاف، چارچوبی دورتادور سطح چاپ شده قرار می‌گیرد و در چاپ بدون کلاف، طرح صرفا روی چاپ روی بوم انجام می شود.

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